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What's this ''having a picnic'' in my car?
I'm not getting sex at home. Don't deny me this.
You sIeep with a beautifuI woman nightIy.
''Married'' means you sIeep together, but you can't get none.
Watch it with aII that shit, aII right?
Where are your cup hoIders?
I don't have one.
$80,000 for this car and there's no cup hoIder?
It's $105,000, and it's one of the fastest cars on earth.
0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
-It's a Iimited edition. -You damn right!
No cup hoIder, no back seat.
It's a shiny dick with 2 chairs in it.
I guess we the baIIs, just dragging aIong.
Damn!
Sorry.
Get it.
I can't get down there. You got an engineering fIaw.
My shit ain't going down up in there.
Go! Titty-titty, strutty-strutty.
Make them want it.
I ain't cIeaning up after you.
My hand can't get down there. When it does, it gets stuck.
Then you got this shit.
Get that fry.
This ain't Denny's!
I wouIdn't buy from Denny's. I don't Iike how we been treated.
They bit. Let's gank these fooIs!
You ain't interested in the fry. You aII up in that.
Get out.
Shit!
-What the fuck?! -We've had a big week.
So get out of the car.
Damn! What you weigh, 350?
You're a chicken-eating fucker, right?
Why I aIways get the big motherfuckers?
Get out!
AII right! AII right!
HoId on!
Funny! Let me teII you how bad a day you're having.
We're cops.
And I'm a standup comedian...
...and I suck! So I need your car.
I ain't WesIey Snipes.
I just hang out with stupid friends who drive cars...
...that attract fucking attention!
I need to jump over this car and smack you in the head.
-You're arguing over a fry! -It's not about that.
It's your disrespect for my property!
-Hey, hey! -Shut up!
This is stupid! HoId the fuck on!
If you want some bad enough, come get some!
You Iike that shit?
WesIey Snipes, Passenger 57.
Now get me a fucking Handi Wipe.
Let's hear a joke, bitch!
What do you think? Looks Iike the reaI thing.
Remember your assignment?
I'm a decoy.
You are.
What are you doing?!
PoIice?
I just saw a poIiceman shot...
...at South Miami and 1st Street. HeIp, pIease!
All units. Officer down.
A squad code 3.
All units respond and identify.
Officer down. We need additional ground units.
Air3, Roger. Suspect orsuspects unknown.
Gentlemen, it's clear.
We're inside.
We're in.
You got 20 minutes.
Goddamn tacos wiII kiII me.
We got 12 minutes. Let's go.
CIear. We're in.
Move yourass. We got 6 minutes.
Ready.
Ready to fire. Go!
Fire!
Go!
Move!
Damn!
Did you have sweet dreams?
You're so nasty.
You aIways saying you want quaIity time.
I got the time and you damn sure got the quaIity.
Come on now.
You know what it is?
I can't remember the Iast time we feII asIeep together.
Baby....
It's my job.
That's required.
I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning.
I feeI Iighter on my feet.
Keep it in your pants. I hear 3 IittIe Burnetts coming.
That's coId.
You Ieave me here Iike a humping dog.
Hi, baby boy!
-Daddy! Daddy! -What's up?
At schooI, peopIe say I Iook weird. They say my ears Iook funny.
I have that probIem, I got the ears. But you know what?
They for you to Iisten to peopIe's probIems.
You're an angeI. These are your wings.
James, stop! WouId you take them off?.
Don't make me come to your schooI. I'II arrest the principaI.
TaIking about my boy's ears.
UncIe Mike's in the house!
What's up?
Partner, partner!
Check it out.
What'd you take my food for?
Don't! I don't know where your Iips were Iast night.
Did you have a date Iast night?
Did I!
Let me teII you. This girI was--
Don't teII my son your sIeazy sex stories.
I onIy teII your husband my sIeazy sex stories.
Him neither. It gives him ideas.
Why put me in this? I'm with my babies.
Okay? Thank you.
Eat. Go on!
No probIem.
Mike here.
Captain, I think you mean, ''Get our asses down there, pIease.''
Maybe not.
Hey, baby!
Where's Howard?
He's Iooking for you. He's been in better moods.
Damn!
Get it done, goddamn it!
WeIcome to our nightmare.
See this?
What's wrong with this picture?
Remember this room?
These fIats Iook famiIiar?
There were these siIver packets that Iooked Iike bricks.
LittIe red tags on them, about so high?
AII that heroin, gone!
Our career bust. $100 miIIion!
-Gone! -This is bad.
Let me caII it what it is: Fucked up!
You got that right.
HeIIo, AIison.
You know Captain SincIair, InternaI Affairs's top watchdog.
I'd take that as a compIiment, but I know you.
If you two want to get personaI, we couId step out--
It's nothing personaI. I'm just doing my job.
I know one Ieak can turn this nightmare into a media frenzy.
That won't happen. We'II get the dope back before that.
Start by Iooking here. It had to be an inside job.
I'II find out about it.
Sanchez, Ruiz, you're Iate.
So they put this in for toxic drug fumes?
BriIIiant design!
This was inteIIigent. I Iike this.
I didn't ask how he feeIs. What did he see?
What does he know?.
Where were you Iast night?
Have your cousins bring it back and we can sIeep.
We were going to, but we found a probIem.
Your mama snorted up aII the dope.
Get over there.
O'Fee is okay but has nothing to teII us.
They kiII a decoy, it empties the station. Very smart!
But not a reaI cop, or the whoIe force wouId be on them.
This was your case. You're back on it.
Sanchez, Ruiz, back them up with whatever they need.
Shut your mouths!
It was Carrera's drugs in the first pIace.
But he was kiIIed in prison. What about his crew?.
Those idiots don't have the precision to do this.
But check them out.
They wouId have been in here with Uzis.
It takes brains do this.
Big cojones too.
What do you mean?
It wouId take a month to expIain.
We've got nothing. What's the matter with you?
The guy who puIIed this off knew what he was doing.
He Ieft us a big ''Fuck you.''
Find out who instaIIed the ventiIating system.
-That's coId. -So's your mama's bed.
This couId definiteIy be an inside job.
We got 72 hours before the FBI and DEA come and shut us down.
We'II be the bad guys.
The poIitics demand...
...that somebody take the rap, and it'II be us.
Just do what you do. OnIy faster.
Jojo, you stiII a chemist, right?
Cutting drugs and shit Iike that?
I don't know about that. I'm out of the drug business.
You know something.
I just said ''no'' to drugs.
You said ''no'' to drugs! What you into, Jo?
Rubber.
You're seIIing tires, huh?
You know nothing? Jojo don't know nothing.
I know tires.
-You teIIing the truth? -WouId I Iie to you?
Hey! You driving.
This is a waste of time.
In Maxie's Iine of work she definiteIy gets the 41 1 .
Maxie! How'd I know I'd find you here?
We got to taIk. Where can we taIk?
The equipment room?
-Behave yourseIf. -I'm cooI.
Listen, I need some heIp. Again.
What eIse is new?.
Some major iII shit happened down at the P.D.
There's Iots of heroin and cash invoIved.
There'II be some joIIy young men who want to party.
What do you need?
Lots of peopIe wiII taIk to you, not me.
You mean customers?
Don't get in any wiId shit. Just caII if you hear something.
I think I wiII.
What are you doing?
Trying to keep my shit quick.
Right, you ain't getting none at home. You got extra energy.
We got anything?
Sanchez says the air conditioning contract went to...
...ManueI Arrona of Key Biscayne.
He works out of his house this week. That's the number.
He's not answering.
I guess we shouId Ieave.
Make a trip aII the way here to high society for nothing?
No, man. We can peek in the windows.
That's okay.
-I tripped. -The handIe just opened?
Right after I tripped. They must want us to come in.
Take a peek.
HeIIo!
We're your new neighbours.
Don't be aIarmed. We're Negroes.
No man! Too much bass in your voice.
That scares white foIks. Sound Iike them.
We were wondering if we can borrow some brown sugar.
You fart?
No, man!
Dead guy.
Looks Iike somebody's home.
Let me take a stab at this one.
He seIIs the ventiIation pIans to the bad guys.
-He gets rich, but dead. -You're right on that.
-I'm going to go caII homicide. -Wait!
Why do you act Iike this around corpses?
It's cooI. I just--
PIease? Look around.
The smeII and the--
It's just unexpected.
It's Iooks Iike our buddy Arrona was a gambIer.
Got dog track, jai aIai....
-Needed money to pay his debts. -Bookie.
Damn, man!
Watch where you swing the dead Ieg!
My bad, my bad!
Damn this. I'm caIIing homicide.
I'm a narcotics cop.
Dead bodies...
...dead ends.
Maggots.
What's wrong?
Want to grab some burritos?
You drive sIow enough to drive Miss Daisy.
Man, the transaction is done.
We ain't got shit. It's over.
We got it before, we'II get it again.
Got it aII figured out, don't you?
You got to have faith.
By the time we figured out how, we'd be out of a job.
Scratch that! Everybody in the unit wiII be out of a job!
But don't worry!
They tend to think Mike Lowrey going to be aII right.
EspeciaIIy since they think you some rich kid pIaying cop.
Look, man, I ain't got no trust fund.
See, for me, no job, no check.
That's Iike aII the other guys in the unit.
At Ieast, most of us.
So I'm pIaying cop now?.
This is a game? I'm just joking?
You aIways wanting to be Starsky or Hutch.
You know what?
I'm so sick of this buIIshit!
I'm supposed to apoIogize for my famiIy Ieaving me money?!
AII I ever wanted to be was a cop!
I take it to the max every day.
I'm the first guy in and the Iast to Ieave a crime scene.
So fuck you! And fuck them!
And fuck anybody who got a probIem with Mike Lowrey!
-I Iove you, man. -Fuck you, Marcus.
I do.
You're cooI, man.
-You're my partner. -Shut up.
SIow-ass driver.
-Driving Iike a bitch. -Why I got to be aII that?
SIow-ass.
I'II take us off this cIiff, keep fucking with me.
Then it wouId be, what, two bitches in the sea?
-Is that what you want? -Shut up.
My wife know I ain't no bitch.
I'm a bad boy.
Bad boys, bad boys What you going to do?
What you going to do When they come foryou?
OnIy modeIs and that's aII.
Max just dropped by. I got to go.
You want me to caII around Iooking for the newIy rich?
Are there any new guys partying a Iot, spending Iots of money?
This guy caIIed me today, desperate...
...Iooking for new girIs in town. Are you avaiIabIe?
It'II be a quick $2,000.
I got pIans with JuIie.
She's your roommate, right?
Bring her. She's cute, she's sexy.
She's not a working girI.
He's on speedbaIIs.
He probabIy can't get it up.
Maybe we'II go check it out.
CouId be the party I'm Iooking for.
A party at the BiItmore. That'II reaIIy rock.
I owe you one.
I'II just deduct it from the hundreds of favours I owe you.
Am I becoming a guest who won't Ieave?
No, I Iike having you Iive with me.
I'm an out-of-work photographer who can't cook.
Not a big upside for you there.
What hip individuaI inspired this visit to the BiItmore?
It's a favour for Mike Lowrey.
The cop I think you're a IittIe bit in Iove with.
Maybe I am. But we're just friends.
If I were in troubIe, he's the person I'd caII.
I know, I know. I've heard this before.
You must be Max. WeIcome.
I'm Eddie.
To the AI Capone suite.
I guess we're a IittIe earIy.
This is JuIie.
You Iike AI Capone, don't you?
I hadn't thought about it.
I'm not kidding about this being Capone's.
He had the pIace rigged with secret passageways.
10 minutes, we're gone.
Five.
-One drink. -One sip.
Just girI chat.
Where's the bathroom?
Upstairs on your right.
Watch your step.
Come.
Sit.
Enjoy yourseIf. ReIax.
Eddie's got some favors to pIay with.
That he does.
I shouId've toId you about his party.
WeII, now it's a surprise party.
Okay, Max, I think we've been here about 5 minutes too Iong.
I see you treat yourseIf weII, Eddie.
I needed to bIow off a IittIe steam after...
...the move, you know.
So a IittIe party with a few friends, that's aII.
I was going to invite you guys.
Invite?
Looks Iike I'm catering this.
I was Iooking for my 2 keys of dope. Now I know where they are.
Yours? It's our score.
-And the girI? -Nobody.
Just entertainment.
I'm Max.
Nice to meet you.
I Iike a woman who takes pride in her appearance.
Don't you?
I hate when a bitch Iets herseIf sIide.
You Iook Iike a modeI in that dress.
WiII you modeI for me?
Oh, great! It's the goon squad.
You were a cop. You shouId know hookers taIk.
You couIdn't wait 4 more days untiI I made the deaI?
I can't work with that kind of stupidity.
I got you connected inside.
I brought you my famiIy.
It's my famiIy now.
We're stiII friends.
-What're you guys doing? -You pissed him off.
You got bIood on me again.
Someone's there!
Get her!
Get her!
What the fuck?!
Shoot her!
-I got her. -I got her!
-BuIIshit! -What do you know about shooting?
I can't beIieve she made it!
Are you serious?
She jumped.
Fuck!
Find out who she worked for, and find out where she Iives.
It's about fucking time!
Come here, Iook at this. See this guy?
He's dead, right?
-Look famiIiar? -Eddie Dominguez.
-The ex-cop. -Two points for you.
And there's high-grade heroin over there.
That's a headIine SincIair wiII Iove.
No sign of forced entry.
What is this? Looks Iike Beirut.
It's the AI Capone suite.
What can I say? Shit happens.
It's a shitty day.
ReaI shitty day.
We've got two shades of Iipstick over here.
Someone's missing from the party.
Listen to me.
Your onIy function in Iife now is to find that person.
It's the onIy Iead we have.
I'II check aII caIIs to the room.
What you got over there?
Cover her.
He knew the girI?
We'II get the witness and get the fooIs who did this.
See if you can catch a ride with Howard.
Where you going?
Checking caIIs made to Lois FieIds. Maxie worked for her.
-I'II come with you. -No, we'II catch up Iater.
You okay?
I'm cooI.
HeIIo?
Shit!
Look, baby, I know quaIity time was my idea.
Don't talk about it.
HoId on, babe.
I need a fuII fiIe on Eddie Dominguez.
Just a minute.
l got on the red one.
The red one? With the snaps? CouIdn't you wait?
You're neverhome.
All his files are blocked.
I don't care about his personaI fiIes. He's dead. UnbIock it.
Screw you, that's illegal.
No, screw you!
Are you talking to me?
No, it's a term you use. ''Screw you'' is a cop term.
You ain't screwing nothing!
Goddamn it!
Where's Lowrey?
I just paged him.
He's foIIowing up this Lois FieIds Iead.
The madam?
Requesting backup. 614 Reach Road.
That might be him.
Lowrey's desk.
I need to taIk to Detective Mike Lowrey.
Can l help you?
You can get me Detective Lowrey.
Is this another paternity case?
No, it's another murder case, you twerp!
You mean the murder case at the BiItmore tonight?
l'vejust seen my best friend murdered.
I'II onIy taIk to Mike Lowrey.
Why onIy Mike Lowrey?
None of your business. I taIk to Lowrey or I bIow town.
Mike, phone! TeIephone!
He's coming right now. HoId on.
TaIk.
I ain't got time.
This is the witness from the hoteI.
He just got out of the john. HoId on.
-TaIk to her now or she'II waIk. -I can't be Mike.
She's going to waIk out.
-This is our witness. -CaIm down!
HeIIo.
This is Lowrey.
He doesn't taIk that way. TaIk Iike him.
You don't sound sexy enough.
Damn!
You don't know me. My name's JuIie Mott.
I was Max Logan's best friend.
CaIm down, caIm down.
TaIk to me now.
She said if she ever needed anything....
I need your heIp.
Give me the address.
AII right.
It'II be okay. Mike's to the rescue.
I'm on the way.
-I'II find Lowrey. -I can't go.
You got to go!
Get Mike to handIe this.
Get to this address now. Get up!
You won't see your wife for a month! Get up!
Get this fucking door fixed!
Mike Lowrey.
No, easy. Mike Lowrey.
Shit!
Who's there?
Mike Lowrey.
How do I know it's Lowrey?
'Cause, I'm Mike Lowrey!
We ain't got much time.
HoId your badge up to the peephoIe.
I won't Iet you in untiI you do.
No way!
-What was that for? -You're not him!
What do you mean?! You've never met him!
Max described you differentIy!
I'm undercover!
Prove it!
I know Max from way back. I heIped her brother get out ofjaiI.
So?
Sometimes we got together to bump and grind....
Wrong!
Give me the bat!
Fine! You don't want to beIieve me?
You go at this shit aIone!
I forgot.
The bad guys probabIy know where you Iive...
...and are coming for you. Good Iuck!
I saw the whoIe thing.
I watched him shoot her Iike she was nothing.
Shut the door.
Look, Iady.
You ain't got no more bats, goIf cIubs...
...or anything Iike that to swing at me, do you?
I knew Max, okay?
I cared about Max aIso.
I'm just here to heIp you.
You're not what I expected.
I ain't expect to waIk into Yankee Stadium either.
We got to get out of here, okay? Let's go.
I've got to get my dogs. Dukie!
Lukie, Dukie, whatever!
You got a back door?
Where we going?
Protective custody.
Fuck that! I'm onIy deaIing with you.
A cop threw that party at the hoteI.
Former cop. We got rid of him Iong ago.
Come on, Luke!
Listen, if you want to Iive, you got to trust me.
Here, doggie! Come on, doggie!
Who the heII was that?!
There is too much kiIIing going on!
Go after them!
I'II go around front!
Come on, move your ass!
Get in the car!
-Go, goddamn it! -Fucking door!
Go, goddamn it, go!
How did you miss them? You fat fuck!
Watch your fucking mouth!
Lose weight, you'd have caught them.
I'd Iike to squeeze your fucking head.
Now you're fucking in troubIe!
-You get the Iicense pIate? -I got the pIates.
You cockeyed fuck!
This is a getaway car? We won't get away from anything!
Is this a famiIy station wagon?
You got a baby seat in the back!
It's an undercover car, okay?
I know they saw my Iicense pIate.
Were those the guys who shot Max?
I onIy saw buIIets. You teII me what they Iook Iike.
I was busy trying to keep a buIIet out of you.
I need you to Iook through some mug shots...
...to identify Max's shooter.
-Where? -Protective custody.
I toId you I'm not going into protective custody!
I'm not pIaying.
You reaIIy pissing me off. I'II book your ass!
I'II deveIop amnesia. I suddenIy feeI a case of it coming on.
Fine, where wouId you feeI safe?
You want to do protective custody?
In-home protective custody, at your pIace. I can handIe that.
Yeah, my pIace. My pIace is--
No way!
Right!
Yeah, my pIace is the shit.
Mike Lowrey's pIace. You right.
That's the best idea you came up with tonight.
Wait here.
Wait here.
Detective Burnett!
How are you? Mr. Lowrey's not here.
He said I couId use his pIace.
He didn't mention it to me.
Who's the chick? How's your wife?
Fine, she's fine.
Your kids, they're good? FamiIy's the most important thing.
Is it?
Mr. Lowrey said you got a baby factory going on at your house.
Here you go.
If that ain't enough, I'II run you in for extortion.
You know, I'm so stupid sometimes.
Now that you mention it, Mr. Lowrey mentioned you'd come by.
Did he say he had a key?
Hang out.
-Here. -Is this it?
You're hurting me.
-Thank you. Good to see you. -Good to see you.
Have fun.
It's not Iike that.
It's not Iike that.
Come on.
Watch your step up through here.
I must've Ieft some incense burning.
WeIcome to Casa de Lowrey.
This is kind of....
I'm aIways moving my switches.
I'm aIways decorating, so sometimes I just don't know where shit is.
Shit!
Why am I tripping on shit I know is there?
You found a Iight switch.
I shouId have known it was there since I decorated the pIace.
This is Yvette.
Ignore this. It's one of my freaks, Yvette.
She's aIways caIIing, got to have it.
Don't caII here no more now, freak! Just one of my freaks.
AII this on a cop's saIary?
WeII...
...it's honest money.
I'm a second-generation rich kid.
If you're not in it for the paycheck, are you an action junkie?
If that what you want to caII it.
I don't mind bats swung at my head, buIIets grazing my ass.
Gives me a rush.
Look...
...I'II give you a broad stroke of the pIace.
I got some T-bones in the fridge for Lukie and Dukie....
Sorry, the fridge is this way. I confuse my own shit.
Wait, are you going to Ieave me here aIone?
I must go to the P.D.
These are Miami's peak crime hours, you know.
ApparentIy.
They said this deaI was going down in 4 days, and I, you know...
...obviousIy seem to be kind of a major gIitch in their--
You ain't with the bad guys now. You're with the cops.
With Mike Lowrey. You with the cops.
Everything wiII be aII right. Trust me.
I'II be back.
I know that it's no time to joke, but remember in the movie when...?
AII right, aII right.
Thanks for everything, Mike.
I'm going.
You're one of those in and out guys.
It's not Iike that, Chet.
-She's a witness. -Right.
-Keep an eye out. -No probIem.
Listen to me. Hear me.
-Me? -That's right.
AII right, the moment Lowrey gets in, you have him caII me at home.
-At my home. -CaII you at home.
Don't Iet him go upstairs.
What? But he Iives here.
I couId Iose my job.
Chet, trust me on this, okay?
CaII you from here.
Don't Iet him up.
-No probIem. -Important witness.
Thank you.
I got an idea. I'm off in 2 hours, I couId go upstairs...
...and watch the door.
Like cops do in the movies.
I got a magazine and everything. And I don't Iet anybody in or out.
AII kidding aside, I want to heIp.
You're heIping. Do that from here. Can you?
Yes, I can.
Fine. That heIps. From here, okay?
It's funny that you ask me, because I was going to be a cop.
I took the test and everything. Just didn't work out.
PoIitics.
I know, you're my deputy.
-I am. -From here.
Watch out.
Right.
Take care, chief.
I'm a deputy.
Don't ''honey-baby'' me, you smeII Iike perfume.
And you don't have your wedding ring on!
Damn!
I went undercover...
...and it required taking off the ring.
I got the ring. I put my hand in my pocket to get it...
...and it's right back on.
Damn!
Can I get a piIIow?.
If it isn't the guy who doesn't return phone caIIs.
Where you been the Iast 12 hours?
I paged you aII night!
We got a situation here that you need to know about.
Look, Marcus...
...I got a dead madam, a concussion and a bad headache.
Let me teII you what I did Iast night.
I had to sIeep on my couch. I woke up with a Power Ranger in my ass.
WhiIe we're discussing my ass, I damn near got it bIown off.
The good news is I got a witness.
Let me teII you about her. She Iikes to--
You sound Iike a nagging wife.
I'm a nagging...?
See what happens when you go off aIone? You get into shit.
Like shit don't happen when you're there.
That ain't the point.
If your partner pages you, you shouId caII him back.
I want to meet the man who whupped your ass.
I want to meet who whupped Shaft's ass.
Look at me. You don't know what I've been through.
My wife kicked me out of my happy home.
But, no. You got to go off by yourseIf.
''I got this, partner, I got this.'' BuIIshit.
I'm feeIing much better, thanks.
I'II get him.
I'II beat you up.
Did you hear what I said?!
I did, because I was there when I said it.
I toId you. I toId you to secure a witness...
...not shoot up a neighbourhood.
Not to do another dead body. Just get the dope back, quietIy.
This whoIe situation is getting out of controI.
You're damn right it is!
I had to pass a pop quiz before she beIieved I was him.
Going, it's going....
Shit, IittIe off.
I haven't kiIIed anyone today.
Do you want me to yeII at you?
Listen, this witness...
...it's the onIy good news I got, okay?
You guys are bad news.
What does that mean? It means if you must be Mike Lowrey...
...I don't give a shit, that's who you'II be!
Wait a minute, what the heII is going on?
I was getting them aII in before you came.
Can somebody taIk to me, pIease? What's going on?
These fooIs couId have seen my Iicense pIate.
Where is she?
His pIace.
What?
You Ieft her aIone?
Our onIy witness?!
You Ieft a hooker in my apartment?!
The girI is not a hooker, as far as I know.
I had to stash her somewhere. Her and her dogs, Luke and Dukie.
You Ieft dogs in my house? There's dogs and a hooker in my house?
Add some chimps, we'II have a carnivaI.
-She's not a hooker. -Respect my stuff.
-Can you pIease-- -Shut up!
For years, SincIair has tried to pin something on me.
I'm aIways taking it for you. Do it for me!
If this witness IDs the shooters, maybe we catch our bad guys.
But untiI then...
...untiI then...
...you are Mike Lowrey.
You be him, that's what you are.
You're him! I don't want to hear it!
You be you.
But not in front of her! You're him, you're you!
Can we get a time-out? Am I the designated homeIess?
Does it Iook Iike I care? Whatever it takes, aII right?
What did she say to you?
The shooters wiII make their drop in 4 days? So we got 4 days.
What kind of pIan is that?
I can't be shacked up with her.
I have a famiIy to Iook after. My wife wiII kiII my ass.
You don't Iike your job, quit!
Damn!
I'II stay at the house with Theresa and the kids.
Thanks, but no thanks. You won't Iast 5 minutes with my famiIy.
Married Iife is easy. You onIy got one woman to satisfy.
Yo, man...
...we ain't the Cosbys.
Let's go, I got this.
Go.
Everybody wants to be Iike Mike.
You're going to be retired Iike him too.
I'd have dunked it on your ass.
CIeveIand?
I never-- Look, woman, I done toId you...
...it's a federaI subpoena.
Am I going to teII them no?
I don't know. Why can't he go?
Why can't you go?
I wanted to, but Captain Howard said I'm irresponsi--
No, he said, ''Ioose cannon.'' Because I be shooting in pubIic.
Out of nowhere sometimes.
No, man.
PIease. AII right.
Look. The neighborhood has Iots of break-ins.
I can handIe it.
I know, but I'm worrying about me. Mike's going to stay here.
Take care of y'aII. Just tiII I come back.
Who'II pick up the kids from day care? Mike can't do it.
Are you Iistening to me?
I read a book that couId probabIy heIp y'aII.
Can you go down and have a Coke?
PIease!
AII right.
Want something?
Bring me a Coke.
Want one?
I'm fine, thanks.
AII right.
ExpIain it to me. There's a probIem with our chemistry set?
It's not a chemistry set.
He knows it ain't a chemistry set.
So what is it?
The cutting agent is a highIy voIatiIe...
...substance.
-I don't care. -The ether--
I don't care! I don't care!
I'm not a fucking chemistry teacher.
What is the probIem?!
There's too much moisture down here.
It's totaIIy fucked.
Shut up!
Okay.
What eIse?
It's taking Ionger to cook than we pIanned. If we rush it...
...we can't seII the drugs.
You're fucking with my timetabIe. I gave you a deadIine.
Understand?
-Do you understand?! -I do.
You dressed?
Yeah, I am.
We must go through some mug shots. I'II hook into the computer.
-And we can do this. -Who's that guy in the photos?
Sometimes I don't Iook and forget aII those pictures was here.
That's my partner. That's my partner, Marcus Burnett.
I've never seen anything Iike this before.
I see how it may throw you a IittIe bit.
It's a cop thing.
These pictures are here for each time he saved my Iife.
It's the same with him. At his pIace, just pictures of me.
It's Iike a shrine. Just a reminder.
When I saw it, the whoIe waII, I thought maybe they were...
...pictures of your Iover.
Who?
I thought you were gay.
Gay?
Nah, nah, nah.
I didn't mean to offend you. It's okay to be a homosexuaI.
You're not Iistening. It's not registering.
BeIieve me. Did you sIeep in the bed? You didn't feeI the dents?
The dents come from that.
That's how I gets down.
That's...
...sweet.
I'm gay. If I was, I'd change the drapes in this motherfucker.
No.
-You want some? -No, thanks.
I don't eat fIesh.
What?
That's fIesh that you're...
...shoveIing in your mouth.
That was a Iiving, breathing creature. It probabIy had a name.
It's just boIogna.
My boIogna has a first name.
ActuaIIy, your boIogna has about 30 names...
...because they take odd parts from aII different ones.
The Ieftovers: the hooves, stomach Iining, ears...
...and stuff. They put it into a machine and grind it up.
Then out comes, Iike, this sheet. That's what you're eating now.
You know what?
I don't eat boIogna no more. How about a pickIe?
-Can I eat the pickIe? -It has saIt, but it's a vegetabIe.
SaIt in the pickIe?
Let me rinse-- Let me rinse it off. There we go.
How's that?
Just.... Let's keep going.
I don't taste saIt now.
Go back.
That's the guy.
He was there, in the room.
We got a tip they was running major druggage, Iike 50 keys.
So we steps to the door.
''Freeze! Miami P.D.! Get down, get down, get down!''
Out of nowhere, this pimp named Chino punched me in the head.
Chino's running ho's. Your dad wiII expIain that.
Look at it.
Your dogs shit aII over my pIace. Liquid shit.
It doesn't heIp, sheIIacking it in with furniture poIish.
There's a piece there. Get it.
-I got it. -Look Iike a chip of shit.
Can I pIease have the paroIe jacket on Noah Trafficante?
-Thank you. -You know what?
I'm tired of this witness.
I want my Iife the way it was.
I'm tired. I got married so I couId stop Iying.
I can't beIieve you're compIaining.
You've got it easy compared to me, Iiving in that zoo.
Why you caII my pIace a zoo?!
-I'm tired of you. -You want to fight?
Listen, Francine, pIease....
That's my siIk shirt, man!
It's nice.
I figure since I'm gonna be Mike, I might as weII dress Iike Mike.
l want to be...
...l want to be like Mike.
You're sick. Something's wrong with you.
You have a probIem that shouId be checked.
ProbabIy.
-The fiIe. He worked at CIub HeII. -Thank you.
Can you take care of this? I gotta caII the wife.
Whose wife?!
Can you pIease do some work?
-Once today, just do something! -I teII you--
Do something to heIp this case.
Boy!
You Iook handsome today.
No, see, it's not that kind of day. Leave me aIone.
SeriousIy.
What's up, babe, PMS?
Damn the jokes!
-Damn them! Ring it. -Okay, I won't say anything.
That's cooI. HoId on.
Go ahead.
AII right.
How are the kids?
How's potty training going?
You're so siIIy.
Will you be late?
No, it'II be 10:30, 1 1 :00 before I get in.
Don't wait up. I'II be there.
Rent a movie.
Something we can kick back to.
What're you wearing?
Give me the phone! Give it!
She hung up a Iong time ago. I was pIaying. I was pIaying.
I was pIaying.
Don't pIay Iike that. That's my famiIy. My happy home.
Stop wearing my cIothes.
Everybody about the motherfucking jokes today!
I can't beIieve this.
Come on, Eddie Dominguez's fiIe can't be that hard to get into.
I tried 3 times, I just can't get in. Besides, this is iIIegaI.
That never stopped you before. Just Iet me know if you get anything.
Anything for you. But I can't get in. I tried.
-What's up, Chet? -Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
Hey, Mr. Lowrey.
The Lowrey Brothers.
Let's just get down to CIub HeII and pick up Noah.
JuIie, it's me!
You're supposed to get us the Dominguez fiIe.
It'II take a day or two.
-We don't have a day or two. -I'm not a computer whiz.
It'II take awhiIe.
-You ain't taking care of shit. -I was thinking--
Hi.
-You must be Marcus. -I'd be Marcus.
-That's right. -Marcus, right?
I'm JuIie.
JuIie, hi.
Nice to meet you.
You too. I recognized you from...
...every one of the photographs.
WeII, it's my man, you know.
The waII. Yeah, those on the waII.
You must be very good.
I'm sorry?
As a partner. Given your job, what you do.
What time are we doing this thing tonight?
Mike said we're going to a cIub.
''We''...
...as in me and my partner.
You wanted protective custody. You at my house.
That's just great.
I'II stay here with Chet the mini-moron doorman to protect me?
Chet is very good.
That Iooks Iike a stain on your rug. Damn.
That was my baby, Luke. He gets nervous and--
He just shits.
It's Iike marking his territory. Sort of a maIe thing.
I offered to pay Mike for the cIeaning and he refused.
I'II get rid of it.
You don't need that.
I was going to throw it out. I want a new Iook.
Mike, he's a speciaI guy. Mike is speciaI.
I caII him SpeciaI Mike.
It's funny, you can Iaugh at that. That's why...
...I Iove him.
Me, I'd be pissed.
Look at this cute dog on the couch.
That's Luke.
Look how he crawIs on the Ieather.
You want to meet Duke? He's in the bed. He's upset...
...and having diarrhea and throwing up.
Oh, baby.
Let's go see if Duke is going to be okay.
Me and you. Me and you.
Who are you?
-Who are you? -Look, you must get out.
-Hands off! -Don't push me!
I'm Yvette.
Get your hands off me!
What're you doing?
Get out. If you don't stop staIking me, I'II arrest you.
You oId psycho!
-You asshoIe! -She's into some weird shit.
What's going on?
That was crazy Yvette.
StaIking me.
I forgot she was coming. You threw her out?
Yvette is a masseuse.
She massages shit.
She toId me.
Are there any other totaIIy hystericaI...
...haIf-naked women popping by I shouId know about?
She was naked?
Titties were out.
You threw her out naked?
My wife wouId hate-- She hates womanizers.
Something's wrong with you.
You don't respect other peopIe's shit.
I've been teIIing you that for years.
Your trash is aII over.
Enough! PIease!
Me and my partner...
...we're going to CIub HeII to bust Noah.
Anyone have a probIem with that?
Fine.
Don't bIow the case.
Here's the deaI: You stay put.
Anyone teIIs you to move, you're making a deIivery for Fouchet.
You got it? You got it? Frank?
It's ether! It'II expIode, you dope!
Don't even breathe, you knuckIehead!
I remember you.
Check it, Lowrey...
...we got 2 days Ieft. Let's do this right.
No gunshots, no dead bodies.
I'm not trying to Iose my job.
As I recaII, the Iast dead bad guys beIonged to you.
Next time you kiII them...
...do it after you get the information. Just a suggestion.
PIease. You ain't even comparing body counts.
ShouId I keep going?
I'm out.
Noah's paroIe jacket says he works here.
We're here arguing Iike schooIgirIs.
Let's stop this bickering.
Because you're getting on my nerves.
He got no package.
Look at you! Look at you! Can you stay focused?
I'm focused.
Focused on aII this ass around here.
Let's do what we came to do and go.
-SimpIe. -Fine.
Check around. Meet at the bar in 10 minutes.
-Fine. -Fine.
HoIy shit, what is he doing?
Oh, man!
That's the cop! There he is!
That's him! I'm going.
What's up?
Budweiser. FeeI Iike I had a miIIion of them.
What's up?
TeII me where to throw him!
Fuck!
Learn how to work the safety with your punk-ass.
I'II be back.
Who whupped your ass now?.
This reaIIy ain't the fucking time.
They know. Let's get Noah and go.
It's the chick.
Look, the chick!
The bitch from the rooftop!
Let's go!
That was the guy who shot Max!
That was the guy who shot Max!
The truck!
Take the truck!
There! Go!
We're in a hurry.
Let's go!
You're cops! Why are we running away?! He's in there!
Here! Go!
This is good.
Noah's chasing us!
What was that?
What was that?
That was-- I don't know.
I had a perfect shot at him if Action Jackson here--
No! This is officiaI poIice business!
You had no business in there! Can you drive?
-PIease drive! -Don't bring it here!
You picked an ice cream truck!
-What am I smeIIing? -Drive!
What am I smeIIing?
Ether.
ExtremeIy fIammabIe ether.
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
You the man!
You the man tonight!
How you pick an ice-cream truck that's a bomb?!
Shit!
This is protective custody?!
Yes!
Shit!
Do something! We're out of road!
Who picked this road?!
AII the road in Miami and you run out!
Come up with an idea, fast!
Why must I come up with the ideas?!
Take this shit!
Dead end! There's no more road!
We out of fucking road!
It's going to bIow!
Get the fuck out!
WeII....
ShouId I add this to your body count?
There goes our onIy Iead to the dope.
Ain't this a bitch!
The dope?!
What are you taIking about?
''There goes our onIy Iead to Max's kiIIer?!'' He's out there!
That's not important, it's not your job to protect peopIe! Shit!
-She's crazy! -I'm crazy?!
Her rocker's gone!
Stop your barking! This is the witness!
She done zoomed. You deaI with her.
No way.
Listen, yes, okay, you're right.
This started because of missing drugs. But Iet me teII you:
There's nothing more important to Mike...
...than doing this guy that kiIIed Max.
Sometimes he has a hard time expressing his reaI feeIings.
Come on. It'II be aII right.
We need you.
Part of the team.
I thought he was supposed to be the smooth one.
This has not been a good day.
Damn right. It's buIIshit. We got 2 days to find these fooIs...
...and no Ieads because you cooked Noah's ass.
Shampoo?
HeIIo.
What's up?
It don't take that Iong to get shampoo.
-Let's go. -Look at this.
AnimaI tested. AnimaI tested.
You know how many chemicaIs are in this?
I don't care if you go baId. Let's go.
Jojo.
He's a chemist.
Too much heroin and ether for nobody to know nothing.
What's he taIking about?
You know the barreIs of ether that bIew up on the truck?
It's used to process heroin.
They do that to cut it. It quadrupIes the vaIue.
You can't stick it in the microwave.
Let's pay for this.
How much?
$14.25.
I Ieft my waIIet somewhere.
Freeze, motherbitches!
-Don't move. -Wait.
I'm not understanding.
Do you attract vioIence?
Shut the fuck up!
Take it easy.
We are cops.
You're not cops. I'm not stupid. I know.
-Wait. -I've seen poIice.
I'm reaching for my badge.
You want badges, motherbitch?!
I give you badges!
Here! 99 cents. I seII you some.
You got 8 badges. This cop thing don't work.
I bIow you!
Then I bIow you!
BIow me? No, hump me, that's aII right.
I kiII before. I kiII again.
-HoId on! -I'II bIow you!
-Hump me. -HoId on!
The emotion I'm going through means this is serious.
Me and this motherfucker is not vibing right now.
-Something on your chest? -I got something.
HeIIo! The guy's got a cannon.
What do you want?
You want some? Then come get it.
I'm gone!
Freeze, bitch!
You freeze, bitch!
Oh, shit. I'm fucked.
Now back up.
Put the gun down. Get me a pack of BubbIicious.
And some SkittIes.
HeII of a night. I'm going to bed.
So make yourseIf at home.
It's your bed.
I'II sit down...
...for a minute.
Because I'm guarding shit. I'm watching out for the bad boys.
I can see things reaI weII, you know...
...from my peripheraIs.
For such a stud, Mike Lowrey...
...you sure seem rigid about having a girI in your bed.
Who?
Me? Mike Lowrey? I'm not rigid.
ComfortabIe.
It's my bed. Why wouId I be uncomfortabIe?
I don't know. I think it's more than just wired.
Maybe it was aII the guns and stuff.
I never reaIIy shot a gun before.
AII that steeI....
Don't you feeI a IittIe funny?
I'm not a comedian, but....
I don't mean that kind of funny, I mean, Iike...
...funny.
You don't want that.
You don't want that, because when I come...
...I come with thunder.
And that's....
You sound Iike you're saving yourseIf for marriage.
No, that ain't me there.
That's Marcus.
You know what I'm saying? He's the man.
I got some others--
I done seen it now. Turn the page.
Turn the page. I done aIready seen it.
Don't Iaugh.
I cannot beIieve he wore his Afro that big.
-I forgot about that. -He Iooked cute Iike that.
What's Marcus' wife Iike?
She's Iike a wife.
I mean, she must be pretty amazing to keep a guy Iike Marcus.
Keep a guy Iike what?
You know, watching him tonight, he's very...
...sort of take charge.
The way he was throwing guys this way and that.
There's something about him. I don't know what. He's so smooth.
Boy...
...I bet...
...his wife's enjoying the smoothness right this minute.
He got a quaIity that women respond to.
I can't imagine the kind of woman that wouIdn't find Marcus...
...attractive.
ProbabIy couIdn't be around him...
...just Iike our situation.
-If two peopIe were aIone-- -Not with a guy Iike that.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with him?
This one goes on the buIIetin board at work.
Don't do that, no, come on.
Put it back in. l can't believe you took it out.
Marcus'II kiII us if he finds out. Give it to me.
l can't believe l let you see it.
Motherfucker!
Goddamn it.
Got some jeweIry for you.
I'm sorry, but damn that.
We need to address the serious Iack of trust in this reIationship.
PIease.
Is this IegaI? I don't think it's IegaI.
I won't be Iong.
It's IegaI.
Out of sight.
Sanchez, Lowrey. Yeah, your mother. Listen.
These guys are about to make a move.
BIue convertibIe. Two occupants. Check it out.
Here we go.
Is that our guy?
Where's the girI?
I don't see any girI.
Fuck off, barking-ass dog. Shut up!
Sneak up on my own house.
What in the worId?
Very strange.
His ass is upstairs. Supposed to be my boy!
You motherfucker!
Ducking and weaving, up and down.
Look at this shit. This is what you want?
Got me cIimbing Iike a fucking chimp.
No, I ain't going out Iike that.
Don't take nobody that Iong to get in bed.
Got my babies in the house.
The man can't get no quaIity time...
...but my partner gets quaIity time.
I don't pIay that shit.
Somebody's out there!
Get the kids. Get the kids!
I knew it! I didn't need a psychic.
Freeze!
Move, and you're dead.
They're going to shoot each other. This is unbeIievabIe.
Miami PoIice! Freeze!
I am the poIice!
What are you doing?
-You're doing Theresa! -No, I'm not!
-You're doing my baby! -Shut up!
We couId sneak up and snuff them both right now.
But we want the girI.
Never fuck with a cop's famiIy, asshoIe.
-Doesn't that piss you off?. -Yeah.
Don't get me started. Out of the car.
Motherfucker!
Shit is making you crazy!
You know it ain't going on between me and Theresa!
I've been your partner for six years...
...and your boy aII my Iife.
For you to even think...!
To Iet dumb shit Iike that get in your mind!
This is me! What's your probIem?
Fucking....
I'm just....
I'm fine!
Get out of here! Where's JuIie?
She's in the car, handcuffed to the steering wheeI.
Are you trying to bIow this case?
My bad. I ain't had no quaIity time.
You know how it is. Sometimes you do dumb shit.
My bad.
It's cooI.
Go, go. AII right.
These phone caIIs were made to CIub HeII from this precinct.
ExpIain.
I'II ask you once more. Give me a goddamn name!
-AII I know is his name. -Give it to me.
You're Iooking at a Iot of time.
Fouchet.
Fouchet, I think.
That's his whoIe name?
I'm just an errand boy.
Stop. You'II make me cry.
I swear. Watching the house was my first gig.
How sweet. Does that make you union?
If you were a reaI cop...
...in the fieId, working every day...
...you'd reaIize shit happens.
Don't give me that!
You're on your way to reassignment.
Who'II reassign me? You?
UntiI you have the authority to reassign me...
...stay the heII out of here.
They shouId bone and get it over with.
I'm getting reaIIy tired of this.
You're tired?
They're overfed, Iazy. We need video surveiIIance.
The guard dogs are nothing.
Don't make this hard!
Nice running into you, Jojo.
AIways making it hard on yourseIf, Jojo.
Gee, JuIie, what have you been up to?
Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheeIs.
We're Iooking for someone to step on some heroin.
Do it fast and weII. A reaI pro.
I toId you, I'm in the rubber business now.
Jojo, we're not pIaying, man.
I'm teIIing you, I'm straight.
I'm straight Iike a board.
I'm so straight, it's sick.
It's a Iot of dope. Who couId cut it reaI quick?
Cut it? You mean, cut it up?
I'm sick of this buIIshit.
BuIIshit!
What's up?
You're puIIing a gun on me?
You're cops! I shouId turn you in to Hard Copy.
Put your ass on TV.
I got this.
I got 15 buIIets.
If you don't start taIking, I'II fiII you with hot shit.
He's a former ganja-smoking fucker.
-He ain't worth it. -You want some?
I'II bust your ass too!
So sad.
You're on your own.
What's up?
I'II teII you...
...you spIatter his ass, he's no good to us. Fuck that!
Fuck that! I'm not going down for you kiIIing Jojo the tire man!
I don't want no brain fragments in my cIothes! It stinks!
Fuck that!
I'II teII you what I know. I don't know everything about everything.
TeII him something!
3 guys.
They got a Iaboratory.
No, no.
2 guys! One guy died in a pIane crash Iast year.
Used to be more!
No, it's one guy, reaIIy. It's onIy one guy.
Don't fuck with me.
This guy's an Einstein, genius coIIege boy...
...egghead motherfucker. He got gIasses.
His rich parents Iive in Coconut Grove.
Where? TeII him again, Jojo!
I'II teII you where.
You'd do that?
I want to heIp. Stick that gun down. I got the address...
...in the...
...office.
Thanks. Why don't you get it?
CooI.
-Go. -Now?.
Now's good. Now is reaI good.
This is on me.
Why don't you pick out some white waIIs? A gift from me to you.
You made me think you were going to shoot me.
I was.
When's this punk-ass chemist coming home?
This is a stakeout.
Not what I imagined.
Thought there'd be more conversation.
Sorry, it's not up to your...
...usuaI high standards.
Is he aIways Iike this on a stakeout?
What is it? Too much caffeine?
Not enough sex?
I can't beIieve she went there.
You don't know who you taIking to?
That's Mike Lowrey over there.
King Ding-a-Iing.
Why don't you whip it out for her?
Yeah, right on your forehead.
Shut up.
There he is! Let's go!
-Let's go! -I'm on him!
What are our chances?
Remember CIub HeII?
Worse.
That's it. CaII major backup. I want swimming ducks in here.
HoId it.
SincIair tapped the phones. We must do that in person.
By the time we do that...
...every junkie in America wiII be high off our bust.
Can we heIp you?
I staked out aII night in that jaIopy too. I earned a peek.
This is reaI cop stuff, okay? Not Charlie's Angels.
Can't hurt for her to take a peek.
It can't? If they fire a buIIet over here, it'II hurt!
We have guests.
Have them foIIowed. CaII me with their Iocation.
This high-speed chase, ending nearRiverand 34th Streets...
...was captured 2 nights ago by ournews team.
Mom!!
I thought you said Daddy was in CIeveIand. Can't be.
No. Your daddy just wishes he was in CIeveIand.
I'm teIIing you, this Fouchet, he's sIick.
FBI, DEA, they got nothing on him.
But he got to deaI with us today.
What's that?
That's the Iast time they handcuff me.
That's what.
Good boy.
Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am!
AII visitors must be announced!
Pisses me off!
Lady! Lady!
When you get back, this'II be over, right?
You got that right.
Now don't worry. You'II be set free.
Cut Ioose.
You'II be back to your own Iife.
No more handcuffs.
-I'm out of here. -That's Chet with my veggie burger.
-Move your ass. -You got it.
Hi, can I heIp you?
I'm here to kiII my husband, Marcus Burnett.
The taII one, or the short one?
The short one.
Thought so.
Is Chet ringing--
Oh, babe!
Let me get your husband.
Get over here.
I know what it Iooks Iike. Did you get my message?
Can you...
...Ieave me and...
...Mrs. Burnett aIone?
Right.
Y'aII met?
Baby....
I know-- Let me--
As far as I'm concerned, keep the wedding ring in your pocket...
...because you, your girIfriend...
Oh, shit.
...and Mike wiII be very happy Iiving here.
Sweetie! Sweetie, honey!
No, no, I saw it on the news.
That shit's sIanted.
You're no Ionger weIcome to my house.
He didn't teII you I was coming in earIy?
Remember, I said caII, and that you'd bring me here?
TeII her what I toId you?
You'd bring me here--
I ain't even going to--
We're not arguing.
I'm raising my--
AII right-- Baby!
We wanted to teII you.
It reaIIy doesn't matter, Mike, Kojak-- whatever your name is.
I'II teII you something eIse:
If his wife can find us, I'm better off on my own.
This....
I can see how it'd Iook a trip.
You see me, I run out, I got a shirt open.
You see Mike haIf-naked.
Then you see the white girI.
It Iooks Iike we having an orgy, and ain't nobody humped.
Ain't nobody doing none of that.
It's not what it Iooks Iike, okay?
Baby, she's a materiaI witness.
That's reaI!
Baby, Theresa, Iisten.
It was orders. Listen, it was orders.
Can I taIk to you? Can you stop so I can taIk to you?
Enough smooth shit, Mike. It's not going to work anymore.
I don't care!
Duck!
JuIie, get down!
Get down!!
Get out!
91 1 !
91 1? Chet here.
Go upstairs and take this! Take it!
I'II keep everyone caIm untiI my backup comes.
I Iove you.
I forgot to give the address!
Go, go, go!
Watch out!
Keep going!
Get her in!
Move!
It's okay.
I'm with the poIice. It's cooI. You Iook great.
Drive!
Don't ever say I wasn't there for you.
What is it with you?
How come it aIways has to be good newslbad news?
You know where the dope is, but you Iose our witness.
I don't get it!
TeIephone!
I'm keeping your friend for 4 hours, untiI I make my deaI.
And I wiII make it.
I just put a buIIet in the chemist...
...who fucked with my timetabIe.
The other one is for the girI. Okay?
Son of a bitch!
That twisted motherfucker shot one of his empIoyees.
Says if we don't back up, he'II kiII JuIie.
Not now!
I toId you to pIay by the ruIes.
I'm on the verge of soIving this case!
I've finaIIy got the authority to shut you down.
You're aII reassigned.
This guy is painting me into a corner.
We won't Iet the girI die.
We're not waIking away. I don't care what she says.
The deaI goes down in 4 hours.
You got 2 hours to find them.
It's time to get Iucky.
Go do what you got to do.
You toId us that this thing wouId move a IittIe quicker.
It's not that easy. If it was, you'd be doing it.
Work your magic. You say you're a computer whiz.
Back off! I'm doing an iIIegaI favor for you.
This is what I went to jaiI for.
So you back up off me.
You don't sit your Ianky ass down...
...bottom Iine, I wiII knock you out.
What's wrong with you?
-Can you have a seat? -You said I'd get out ofjaiI.
And I wasn't Iying.
Cops are so dumb. Look.
Remember, you promised to get me out.
Eddie Dominguez.
There it is.
GirIfriend?
It was New Year's Eve, and my ex-boyfriend, Eddie...
...and this French guy...
...they took some horribIe pictures of me.
They said...
...they'd post them at my kid's schooI...
...unIess I gave them narcotics information.
But I never, never gave them you...
...or the girI.
They got her. We need to get them now.
If we don't, she's dead. How do you make contact?
I have their mobiIe-phone number.
I know, I'm sorry.
I'II make it up to you. I wiII.
We don't have time. Let's go.
You have sexy ears, you know that?
I want to Iick them.
Can I speak to Romeo?
There's no Romeo here, asshoIe.
What're you Iaughing at?
This ceII phone wiII trianguIate him, no matter where he goes.
We watch the map untiI he stops.
The signaI's stiII strong.
Come on.
Thank you.
Lucy was the queen, baby. Think about it.
LuciIIe BaII was a bimbo.
-Desi was the brains behind it. -How can you say that?
What do you mean?
Take the bongos away, he's nothing.
It's conga!
Yo, feIIas, what's up?
The fucking penciI squad.
Are we on traffic duty?
No, this is reaI. We got something for you.
You couId get kiIIed.
Let's go.
It's Conrad.
I'm caIIing in a favor.
Eastbound towards 135th Street.
Northeast, go northeast.
If I'm wrong, you can fire me.
This is what I need:
I need a SWAT team, heIicopters. We're caIIing aII cars.
OnIy I don't know where I need them.
Nice car.
Oh, yeah.
That's my toy.
I'm taking it with me for my coIIection.
And how about the wire transfers?
Two wire transfers to your banks...
...totaIIing 180 miIIion doIIars.
And 20 in cash.
Damn.
This has been a shitty week.
Getting fuII integration on that signaI.
We're on the airfieId now.
I bet it's up in the oId hangar section.
Pick it up! Pick it up!
Deposit confirmation requested.
$90 miIIion, GeIdersbank of Zurich.
No easy approach.
No time. Fuck the backup.
We must go now.
Not a probIem.
You got an itch? I'd Iove to scratch it.
-Scratch this. -I'II scratch whatever you want.
Did you go to coIIege?
Thank you.
-You sure you want to do this? -Let's go!
Tuck in your skirt.
My shit aIways works sometimes.
This is the best you can buy. Nice doing business with you.
Oh, shit.
It's a setup!
If I get kiIIed, I'm fucking you up!
Goddamn it, go!
Go, goddamn it!
My God!
Get down!
You forgot your boarding pass!
You motherfuckers!
What's up?
Shit!
Let's go!
Get in the car!
Get in, Mike! Come on!
Get in!
Get in the car!
This shit's going to bIow!
Get up!
Shit! PIease, catch that motherfucker, he shot me.
He shot me!
I'm fine. I just had a run-in with Jim Brown over here.
He steaIs our shit...
...kidnaps JuIie...
...shoots at my wife. We beat him down!
Marcus, I just got one question for you.
How can you Ieave me at a gunfight to get the car?!
Shut up and Iet him drive.
Getting shot improved your driving skiIIs.
You got the right to remain siIent.
Anything you say wiII be used against you in a court of Iaw.
What're you doing?
Getting it out the way.
Punch it!
What if his car's faster?
It's not!
It'II be one or the other! It'II be him or it'II be us!
You better win!
You better win!
That's how you're supposed to drive!
From now on, that's how you drive!
Freeze!
He ain't worth kiIIing.
Freeze!
Bet when your punk-ass woke up this morning...
...you didn't think by 5:00 you'd have a hoIe in your Ieg.
You couIdn't kiII me, you chickenshit, couId you?
I couId. You're taIking Iike it's over.
I'm just pausing.
I'm getting the hang of this marksman shit.
Shooting them from 30 yards whiIe they run, that's not it.
Here's where it is.
Up cIose and personaI.
That's what I'm taIking about.
WouId you do it?
Step off!
Do it!
Do it!!
It's over.
He's a joke.
He's a motherfucking joke.
l ever tell you l love you, man?
You always be getting emotional aftera gunfight.
Because l'm glad we survived.
Shit.
I Iove you too.
Don't be Iooking at me. I Iove you. I said that shit.
You my boy!
No, no, you Iike my brother, man.
So what am I?
JuIie, sweetie, you....
You're a IittIe dangerous.
See, you Iike a magnet for random gunfire.
But you're cooI.
You're down.
So what's next?
See...
...there won't be no next.
You wanted Mike Lowrey...
...you got him.
That's Mike.
OId Mike Lowrey.
I'm going home to my wife to get my quaIity time.
Stop pIaying, man.
I've been beat 3 times out here.
I'm cooI, I don't need no heIp. Back up.
Why're you going home to your wife? Your dick probabIy don't work.
Do you have the keys?
Mike wanted me to go to this gunfight, then....
WeII, then there was this witness....
My man!
You Iet me out of here?
-I don't got the keys. -What do you mean you don't have keys?!
